AJICO 《GARAGE DRIVE》歌词

8lrc.com 制作
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
Yankovic-Trapped In The Drive-Thru
Seven OClock in the evening
Watchin somethin stupid on TV
Im zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
She says "Is this Behind the Music
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I dont know.
Say, its gettin late...watcha wanna do for dinner?
She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
So Im not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, Im not starvin either
But I could eat."
She said "So whadya have in mind?"
I said "I dont know what about you?"
She said "I dont care, if youre hungry, lets eat."
I said "Thats what were gonna do!"
"But first you gotta tell me
What it is youre hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think...
...Whats left in our refridgerator?"
I said "Well, theres tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said
"I dont know, do you want to get something delivered?"
Shes like "Why would I want to eat liver?
I dont even like liver!"
Im like "No, I said delivered."
Shes like "I heard you say liver!"
Im like "I should know what I said..."
Shes like "Whatever, I just dont want any liver!"
Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin me?
Well I checked my caller ID
It was just cousin Larry
Callin for the third time today...
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail."
I said, "OK."
"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So what dya want to do?"
She said "Why dont you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "Why dont you?"
And then she said "Baby, cant we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes...
...Oh, heres your keys"
I step a little bit closer
Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
She says "How about The Ivy?"
I said "Yeah, well I dont know..."
I dont feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin expensive food
Shes says "Olive Garden?"
I say "Nah, Im not in the mood...
...And Burrito King would make me gassy
Theres no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said "No, I swear Im gonna take you out!"
Then I get an idea
I says "I know what well do!"
She says "What?"
I say "Guess"
She says "What?"
I say "Were goin to the drive-thru!"
So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors
Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway
Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
Were approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
Almost there at the drive-thru
Now were here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?
Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her.
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
All just waiting to order
Theres some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
"Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?"
My wife says "Maybe we should park...
...We could just go eat inside."
I said "Im wearin bunny slippers
So I aint leavin this ride..."
Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
Wed like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."
Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, Ive changed my mind!
I think Im gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"
I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
She says "Thats not what Im hungry for."
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
"I dont know who you are anymore!"
The voice on the speaker says
"I dont have all day!"
I said "Then, take our order,
And well be on our way!
I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
Shes like "You want onions on that?"
Im like "Yeah, I already said that I do...
...Plus we need curly fries
And dont you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, well split it."
Then I said "Im guessin that
Youre probably not too bright...
So read me back my order
Lets make sure you got it right."
She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
"Stop, dont go no further!"
"I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "Were havin a special,
I supersized you at no charge."
"Oh." And thats all
I could say, was "Oh."
And she says "Now there is somethin else
That I really think you should know.
You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more..."
I say "Great, except were in the drive thru...
So what would I want that for?"
Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "No, that aint Paul,
Now tell me, whos this Paul?
She says "Oh, hes just some guy
Who goes to school with me.
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry.
I said "I know a guy named Paul.
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.
He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe."
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
Thats way more than I needed to know!"
And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "Next window please,
Thatll be five dollars and eighty two cents."
So we inched ahead in line
Movin painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio...

Turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake.
Then I looked at her
And she looked back at me
And I said "Um,
I think you have somethin in your teeth."
She turned away from me
And then turned back and said "Did I get it?"
I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
But hey, ya know, dont sweat it."
Then she said "How about now?"
I said "Yeah, almost.
Theres still a little bit there
But dont worry, its probably just a piece of toast."
Now were at the pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I cant believe theres no wallet!
And the lady at the windows like,
"Well, well thatll be five eighty two."
I turn around to my wife, and say
"How much have you got on you?"
She just rolls her eyes and says
"Ill pay for this, I guess."
So she reaches into her purse
And pulls out the American Express
I hand it to the lady
And she says "Oh, dear.
Its gotta be cash only
We dont take credit cards here."
I took back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well that sucks."
And thats when I found out
My wife was only carryin three bucks.
I said "I thought you were
Going to hit the ATM today"
She says "I never got around to it
So wheres your wallet anyway?
And I said "Nevermind,
Just help me to find some change..."
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin at me kinda strange...
And she says "Mister, please,
We gotta move this line along"
I said "Now hold your stinkin horses lady,
We wont be long."
We looked around inside the glove-box
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space betweent he seats
Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"Youre still about a dollar short"
And now my womans got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasnt even really hungry in the first place"
And so I turned around
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said "OK
Forget the chicken sandwich then"
So I pick up my change
Pick up my reciept
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just cant wait to eat
And now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene."
And he hands me a paper bag
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"
Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "Im sorry
What did you want again?"
I say "Ketchup!"
And he says "Oh yeah, thats right...
...I just spaced out there for a second
Im really kind of burnt tonight."
And then he hands me the ketchup
And now were finally drivin away
And the food is drivin me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet
Im starvin to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say "Baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta have a bite!"
So she reaches in the bag
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger
And then I unwrap the paper
I bite into those buns
And I just cant believe it
They forgot the onions!

编辑于2002/01/01更新

AJICO 《GARAGE DRIVE》LRC歌词

[ti:Trapped In The Drive-Thru]
[ar:Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
[by: ]
[00:00.83]8lrc.com 制作
[00:07.07]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
[00:09.65]Yankovic-Trapped In The Drive-Thru
[00:12.53]
[00:21.91]Seven OClock in the evening
[00:23.45]Watchin somethin stupid on TV
[00:25.09]Im zoned out on the sofa
[00:27.38]When my wife comes in the room and sees me
[00:30.26]
[00:30.47]She says \"Is this Behind the Music
[00:33.55]With Lynard Skynard?\"
[00:34.90]And I say \"I dont know.
[00:36.49]Say, its gettin late...watcha wanna do for dinner?
[00:40.06]
[00:40.52]She says \"I kinda had a big lunch.
[00:41.62]So Im not super hungry.\"
[00:44.56]I said \"Well you know, baby, Im not starvin either
[00:46.73]But I could eat.\"
[00:47.72]
[00:48.08]She said \"So whadya have in mind?\"
[00:49.85]I said \"I dont know what about you?\"
[00:52.19]She said \"I dont care, if youre hungry, lets eat.\"
[00:54.89]I said \"Thats what were gonna do!\"
[00:56.36]
[00:56.75]\"But first you gotta tell me
[00:58.41]What it is youre hungry for!\"
[01:00.57]And she says \"Let me think...
[01:02.89]...Whats left in our refridgerator?\"
[01:04.93]
[01:05.80]I said \"Well, theres tuna, I know.\"
[01:07.66]She said \"That went bad a week ago!\"
[01:09.94]I said \"Is the chili OK?\"
[01:12.04]She said \"You finished that yesterday!\"
[01:14.26]
[01:14.77]I hopped up and I said
[01:16.42]\"I dont know, do you want to get something delivered?\"
[01:18.73]Shes like \"Why would I want to eat liver?
[01:21.64]I dont even like liver!\"
[01:23.53]
[01:23.86]Im like \"No, I said delivered.\"
[01:26.23]Shes like \"I heard you say liver!\"
[01:27.91]Im like \"I should know what I said...\"
[01:29.89]Shes like \"Whatever, I just dont want any liver!\"
[01:32.09]
[01:32.53]Well I was gonna say something
[01:34.39]But my cell phone started to ring
[01:36.61]Now who could be callin me?
[01:38.60]Well I checked my caller ID
[01:40.73]
[01:41.15]It was just cousin Larry
[01:42.94]Callin for the third time today...
[01:44.83]My wife said \"Let it go to voicemail.\"
[01:47.92]I said, \"OK.\"
[01:49.46]
[01:50.21]\"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
[01:52.27]So what dya want to do?\"
[01:53.96]She said \"Why dont you whip up somethin in the kitchen?\"
[01:56.44]\"Yeah,\" I said, \"Why dont you?\"
[01:58.54]
[01:59.03]And then she said \"Baby, cant we just go out to dinner, please?\"
[02:02.87]I says \"No\"
[02:03.71]She says \"Yes\"
[02:04.13]I says \"No\"
[02:04.60]She says \"Yes\"
[02:05.12]I says \"No\"
[02:05.62]She says \"Yes...
[02:06.35]...Oh, heres your keys\"
[02:08.00]
[02:08.21]I step a little bit closer
[02:09.95]Say \"OK, where ya want to go?\"
[02:11.86]She says \"How about The Ivy?\"
[02:14.15]I said \"Yeah, well I dont know...\"
[02:16.25]
[02:16.70]I dont feel like gettin all dressed up
[02:19.19]And eatin expensive food
[02:20.96]Shes says \"Olive Garden?\"
[02:23.05]I say \"Nah, Im not in the mood...
[02:25.13]
[02:25.52]...And Burrito King would make me gassy
[02:28.22]Theres no doubt\"
[02:29.57]She says \"Just forget about it\"
[02:31.81]I said \"No, I swear Im gonna take you out!\"
[02:33.95]
[02:34.55]Then I get an idea
[02:36.65]I says \"I know what well do!\"
[02:38.75]She says \"What?\"
[02:39.50]I say \"Guess\"
[02:39.74]She says \"What?\"
[02:40.22]I say \"Were goin to the drive-thru!\"
[02:42.98]
[02:43.49]So we head out the front door
[02:45.11]Open the garage door
[02:47.55]Then I open the car doors
[02:49.97]And we get in those car doors
[02:51.86]
[02:52.31]Put my key in the ignition
[02:53.99]And then I turn it sideways
[02:56.21]Then we fasten our seat belts
[02:58.40]As we pull out the driveway
[03:00.81]
[03:01.17]Then we drive to the drive-thru
[03:02.91]Heading off to the drive-thru
[03:05.13]Were approaching the drive-thru
[03:07.32]Getting close to the drive-thru!
[03:09.42]
[03:09.81]Almost there at the drive-thru
[03:11.70]Now were here at the drive thru
[03:13.83]Here in line at the drive-thru
[03:16.08]Did I mention the drive-thru?
[03:18.39]
[03:27.67]Well here we are
[03:29.19]In the drive-thru line, me and her.
[03:31.71]Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
[03:34.68]All just waiting to order
[03:36.04]
[03:36.45]Theres some idiot in a Volvo
[03:38.19]With his brights on behind me
[03:40.39]I lean out the window and scream
[03:42.45]\"Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?\"
[03:45.16]
[03:45.54]My wife says \"Maybe we should park...
[03:47.56]...We could just go eat inside.\"
[03:49.66]I said \"Im wearin bunny slippers
[03:51.91]So I aint leavin this ride...\"
[03:54.13]
[03:54.39]Now a woman on a speaker box
[03:56.52]Is sayin \"Can I take your order, please?\"
[03:58.59]I said \"Yes indeed, you certainly can
[04:00.51]Wed like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.\"
[04:02.82]
[04:03.10]Then my wife says
[04:04.62]\"Baby, hold on, Ive changed my mind!
[04:07.26]I think Im gonna have a chicken sandwich
[04:10.17]Instead, this time\"
[04:11.47]
[04:12.09]I said \"You always get a cheeseburger!\"
[04:13.80]She says \"Thats not what Im hungry for.\"
[04:16.11]I put my head in my hands and screamed,
[04:18.33]\"I dont know who you are anymore!\"
[04:20.65]
[04:21.12]The voice on the speaker says
[04:22.84]\"I dont have all day!\"
[04:25.12]I said \"Then, take our order,
[04:26.94]And well be on our way!
[04:29.56]
[04:29.95]I wanna get a chicken sandwich
[04:31.99]And I want a cheeseburger, too
[04:34.09]Shes like \"You want onions on that?\"
[04:36.22]Im like \"Yeah, I already said that I do...
[04:38.29]
[04:38.65]...Plus we need curly fries
[04:40.62]And dont you dare forget it!
[04:43.14]And two medium root beers
[04:45.49]No, just one, well split it.\"
[04:47.65]
[04:48.00]Then I said \"Im guessin that
[04:49.69]Youre probably not too bright...
[04:52.03]So read me back my order
[04:54.16]Lets make sure you got it right.\"
[04:56.02]
[04:56.25]She says \"One, you want a chicken sandwich.
[04:58.51]Two, you want a cheeseburger
[05:00.54]Three, curly fries, and a large root beer\"
[05:03.72]\"Stop, dont go no further!\"
[05:05.20]
[05:05.49]\"I never ordered a large rootbeer
[05:07.36]I said medium, not large!\"
[05:09.16]Then she says \"Were havin a special,
[05:11.83]I supersized you at no charge.\"
[05:13.87]
[05:14.17]\"Oh.\" And thats all
[05:16.91]I could say, was \"Oh.\"
[05:18.11]And she says \"Now there is somethin else
[05:20.24]That I really think you should know.
[05:22.43]
[05:22.94]You can have unlimited refills
[05:24.86]For just a quarter more...\"
[05:26.78]I say \"Great, except were in the drive thru...
[05:29.36]So what would I want that for?\"
[05:31.19]
[05:31.61]Then she says \"Wait a minute
[05:33.62]Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
[05:36.77]And my wife is all like \"No, that aint Paul,
[05:39.41]Now tell me, whos this Paul?
[05:41.25]
[05:41.75]She says \"Oh, hes just some guy
[05:43.58]Who goes to school with me.
[05:45.68]I sat behind him last year
[05:47.81]And I copied off him in Geometry.
[05:50.93]I said \"I know a guy named Paul.
[05:52.59]He used to be my plumber
[05:54.72]He was prematurely bald
[05:56.94]And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.
[05:59.07]
[05:59.22]He also had bladder problems
[06:01.35]And a really bad infection on his toe.\"
[06:03.24]And she said \"Mister, please, you can stop right there,
[06:06.01]Thats way more than I needed to know!\"
[06:07.86]
[06:08.14]And then we both were quiet
[06:10.24]And things got real intense
[06:12.46]Then she says \"Next window please,
[06:14.47]Thatll be five dollars and eighty two cents.\"
[06:16.81]
[06:17.01]So we inched ahead in line
[06:19.00]Movin painfully slow
[06:20.98]I got a little bored
[06:23.11]So I turned on the radio...
[06:24.91]
[06:25.34][Song plays]
[06:37.91]
[06:41.79][Click] Turned it off
[06:42.93]Because my wife was getting a headache
[06:45.42]So we both just sat there quietly
[06:49.39]For her sake.
[06:50.49]
[06:50.94]Then I looked at her
[06:52.15]And she looked back at me
[06:54.46]And I said \"Um,
[06:56.46]I think you have somethin in your teeth.\"
[06:58.86]
[06:59.44]She turned away from me
[07:01.11]And then turned back and said \"Did I get it?\"
[07:03.63]I said \"Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
[07:06.87]But hey, ya know, dont sweat it.\"
[07:08.67]
[07:08.94]Then she said \"How about now?\"
[07:11.70]I said \"Yeah, almost.
[07:13.00]Theres still a little bit there
[07:15.18]But dont worry, its probably just a piece of toast.\"
[07:17.31]
[07:17.53]Now were at the pay window
[07:19.00]Or whatever you call it
[07:21.21]Put my hand in my pocket
[07:23.20]I cant believe theres no wallet!
[07:25.42]
[07:33.19]And the lady at the windows like,
[07:34.38]\"Well, well thatll be five eighty two.\"
[07:38.53]I turn around to my wife, and say
[07:41.40]\"How much have you got on you?\"
[07:43.47]
[07:44.16]She just rolls her eyes and says
[07:45.87]\"Ill pay for this, I guess.\"
[07:48.04]So she reaches into her purse
[07:49.98]And pulls out the American Express
[07:52.44]
[07:52.65]I hand it to the lady
[07:54.54]And she says \"Oh, dear.
[07:56.64]Its gotta be cash only
[07:58.89]We dont take credit cards here.\"
[08:01.17]
[08:01.45]I took back the card and said
[08:03.42]\"Gee, really? Well that sucks.\"
[08:05.47]And thats when I found out
[08:07.80]My wife was only carryin three bucks.
[08:10.18]
[08:10.36]I said \"I thought you were
[08:12.46]Going to hit the ATM today\"
[08:15.19]She says \"I never got around to it
[08:17.43]So wheres your wallet anyway?
[08:18.94]
[08:19.48]And I said \"Nevermind,
[08:20.92]Just help me to find some change...\"
[08:23.20]Now the lady at the window
[08:25.17]Is lookin at me kinda strange...
[08:27.46]
[08:28.17]And she says \"Mister, please,
[08:30.04]We gotta move this line along\"
[08:32.32]I said \"Now hold your stinkin horses lady,
[08:35.53]We wont be long.\"
[08:36.85]
[08:37.12]We looked around inside the glove-box
[08:39.07]And check the mat beneath my feet
[08:41.53]I found a nickel in the ashtray
[08:43.24]And a couple pennies and a dime in the space betweent he seats
[08:45.52]
[08:45.82]Before long I had a little pile
[08:47.80]Of coins of every sort
[08:50.17]The lady counts it up and says
[08:52.30]\"Youre still about a dollar short\"
[08:54.28]
[08:54.70]And now my womans got this weird look
[08:56.92]Frozen on her face
[08:58.54]She screams, \"you know
[09:00.34]I wasnt even really hungry in the first place\"
[09:03.25]
[09:03.61]And so I turned around
[09:05.35]To the cashier again
[09:07.63]I shrugged and said \"OK
[09:09.79]Forget the chicken sandwich then\"
[09:12.05]
[09:12.38]So I pick up my change
[09:14.41]Pick up my reciept
[09:16.40]And I drive to the pickup window
[09:18.52]Man, I just cant wait to eat
[09:20.68]
[09:21.20]And now we see this acne ridden
[09:23.20]Kid about sixteen
[09:25.12]Wearin a dorky nametag that says
[09:27.80]\"Hello, my name is Eugene.\"
[09:29.72]
[09:30.07]And he hands me a paper bag
[09:32.23]I look him in the eyes
[09:34.36]And I say to him \"Hey, Eugene,
[09:36.92]Can I get some ketchup for my fries?\"
[09:38.77]
[09:38.95]Well he looks at me
[09:40.90]And I look at him
[09:43.34]And he looks at me
[09:45.25]And I look at him
[09:47.86]
[09:48.22]And he looks at me
[09:50.35]And I look at him
[09:52.43]And he says \"Im sorry
[09:54.13]What did you want again?\"
[09:56.45]
[09:56.77]I say \"Ketchup!\"
[09:58.43]And he says \"Oh yeah, thats right...
[10:01.13]...I just spaced out there for a second
[10:03.26]Im really kind of burnt tonight.\"
[10:05.27]
[10:05.66]And then he hands me the ketchup
[10:07.85]And now were finally drivin away
[10:10.32]And the food is drivin me mad
[10:12.73]With its intoxicating bouquet
[10:14.98]
[10:15.70]Im starvin to death
[10:17.20]By the time we pull up at the traffic light
[10:19.21]I say \"Baby, gimme that burger,
[10:22.07]I just gotta have a bite!\"
[10:23.99]
[10:24.34]So she reaches in the bag
[10:26.20]And pulls out the burger
[10:28.49]And she hands me the burger
[10:30.35]And I pick up the burger
[10:32.33]
[10:32.63]And then I unwrap the paper
[10:35.30]I bite into those buns
[10:37.77]And I just cant believe it
[10:39.83]They forgot the onions!
[10:44.42]
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